furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 September 8, 2015

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Boise Blast

Masturbating with the use of porcupine quills.

Sean need to go hunt a porcupine so he could Boise Blast for 4th of July.

by Offsprnblack June 20, 2025

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Elbow blast

The sexual act of ramming your elbow in the recipient’s ass or vagina until your hand is the only thing you can see.

Me and Tyrone elbow blasted each other last night

by Lil dirty Pablo December 1, 2025

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Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016

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Baja blast

The act of firehose spraying a person in the face with semen from your penis, while either on a beach in the Baja region of California or after eating a Baja Burrito

After I was done surfing I went back to shore to give my girl a Baja blast

by The Baja blaster (Kensei) May 7, 2021

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