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biting the plank

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and accidentally/purposely cuts your dick.
AHHHH!!!!! MY DICK iS CUT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You were biting the plank!!!!
by jockthecock November 16, 2010
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biting timber

when one has a giant boner and a chick is giving a bj and she uses her teeth
ouch fuck she gave me a biting timber
by lou sanus 696969 December 5, 2011
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baking fool

A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety
Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.
by Pamann December 16, 2011
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Batoing

Babbling on about what so funny about a joke well after the joke has been told and every one stops laughing
You see the joke is funny because...

Hey stop batoing the joke!
by Giboo April 10, 2012
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Beating Egg

the act of one whom beats his/hers egg, in other words masturbates.
by nevadaskye June 12, 2012
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beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.
-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.
by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012
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batangawanga

the product of cross pollination between a batarang and a Indian chief
The batangawanga is smelly.
by DJ McSqueez October 18, 2012
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