Bastard

Someone who’s parents weren’t married when they were born or aren’t married.

I’m a bastard my parents got married when I was 5.

by Invader zim fan ;-; November 28, 2020

isopodic bastard

a cunt

person 1: trump is a good president! 😀
person 1 is an isopodic bastard.

by uwuwer3000 December 6, 2020

Rat Bastard

Neo starting a game of league without me

Neo, you rat bastard, you started a game without me.

by neoscutie December 24, 2020

bastardized bitch

a desperate bitch with no life who is also a greedy orphan

I hate bastardized bitch.

by glock glock you can't stop October 22, 2020

ego bastard

An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.

Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”

Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”

by yessirskiii16 December 27, 2020

Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair

person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro

by archielmao February 8, 2021