Bastard

A child that was born out of wed-lock.
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Derogatory term used to mean 'cunt' or 'bitch' or whatever you feel like.
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A type of person

Definition 1:
"The Bastard child of the Jones couple"
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Definition 2:
"You fat bastard! I didn't do this!"
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Definition 3:
"That lucky bastard won the lottery"

by 768Keywords January 3, 2024

bastardized bitch

someone who is a whiny little bitch who is not always a bastard but acts like one.

"Why do you always have to ruin everything?"

"You are such a bastardized bitch!"

by girlicanbeyoursneakylink May 1, 2021

bastardized bitch

a desperate bitch with no life who is also a greedy orphan

I hate bastardized bitch.

by glock glock you can't stop October 22, 2020

bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.

I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.

by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022

bloomington bastard

a word of a stupid man (from bloomington) who acts weird and disrespectful and makes you wonder who carried this thing for 9 months?

that dude is such a bloomington bastard

by Chelsea68489 July 23, 2025

Monke bastard

A synonym for Cdawgva a twitch streamer who loves showing his amazing amounts of simp nature to another streamer called ironmouse

Demarcus the 111:I wanna fuck monke bastard
Johonny jomstar:same

by Stevethe_Cat March 21, 2022

Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong

I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards

by Berek2501 August 2, 2023