Basketball

the worst fucking sport on this planet earth, don't care what you say. it is sweaty 6'10 male kardashians trying to get a ball into a circle. i can't with this sport, all the players are divas, its so fast-paced that it will make your head spin, the nba version of Gary Bettman, Roger Goodell, Scott France, and Rob Manfred is trying to market this to everyone in the world like hes mark zuckerburg even though nobody gives a shit, its fans are at the top of the list of fans you don't want to mess with or you will be on the back of a milk carton, the fucking face of the league in the 90s became one of the most hated men in charlotte that his term with the White Sox is more relevant, the players try and flop harder than Ronaldo can ever imagine, some teams are so bad that they could be beaten by the Oakland Athletics in a game of basketball, players are so over their heads that they buy 10 million dollar mansions with a fountain statue of them when their averaging 6 points a game, the media has been on the train for so long that some cities try and witch hunt haters. its a fucking disgrace to the sports world and will be better off without it existing, the NHL is more entertaining anyway.

Person 1: hey do you want to go to a basketball ga-
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP DARRYL

by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023

Basket Case

Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Huh yeah, yeah, yeah

(Ooh, ooh)

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?

Basket Case

by Death Menace August 10, 2023

basketball enjoyer

Nigger

That basketball enjoyer just stole that lady's purse!

by Ptonomy Wallace August 27, 2023

Baske

Ein Adjektiv, um die Intensität eines Verbs zu beschreiben.

"Finde es halt schon baske traurig, dass man unbedingt Klamotten tragen muss."

"Ich bin baske am haten."

by li'ondalover_334 July 28, 2024

baskala

in order for something to be baskala, u must baskala.

Guy 1: yo what’s the name of your shoes?
Guy 2: baskala.

Guy 1: dude why did you f**k my girl?
Guy 2: baskala.

Guy 1: hey man do you have a dollar?
Guy 2: baskala

by Baskala Johnson August 14, 2024

basketball

a sport that needs three things:

a ball
a basket
a black guy

lebron James plays basketball

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

basketball people

basketball people are criminals who like stealing and act a victim must be back and usually have big lips fast and long legs and balds if you see one of these "people" run they will rob you

those basketball people always stealing from the corner shop its out of control

by ILoveGodAndChrist December 19, 2023