the bases

1st base: making out (tongue, grinding, etc.)
2nd base: touching (boobs, fingering, handjob, etc.)
3rd base: oral (eating out, blowjob
home run: sex

Chad: I spent the night with Jenna on Friday
Josh: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Chad: I only got to 2nd base
Josh: Sorry bro
Chad: How did things go with Harper this weekend?
Josh: We got to a home run
Chad: Lucky! I really gotta cover more of the bases

by boominati.way July 14, 2018

sex/baseball analog

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

by Jake March 5, 2004

Rent out the Basement

This is a sexual term where a patron or John pays a hooker to eat out her ass hole i.e. paying a hooker to give her a rim job.

In order to satisfy my taste for brown eye I am constantly forced to go to the red light district and Rent out the Basement

by AronDC13 January 17, 2008

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor

A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

by Gigabased September 24, 2021

bases loaded

To convey in polite words that fellatio, intercourse, and anal sex is likely to happen in the same night, or a general inkling that something great will happen.

I just slipped that girl some roofies...bases loaded.

by fizzpuss May 18, 2010

Based and red pilled

Something that is bold and correct but also something a vast majority disagree with,
Tied to red pilled which means to flee from false myths in exchange for getting a better understanding of the real world
Sometimes but not limited to having right-wing beliefs

Tim: Radical feminists are so cringe, they say women are oppressed when men face much more hardship
Joseph: Based and red pilled

by stans begone November 19, 2020

Basement Champion

A Basement Champion is a stinky nerd that lives in their mother's basement playing video games for more then 12 hours a day every day.

Peter: Hey dude, my guild just beat the Lich King on 25 man Heroic last night! It was so intense, I had to put my keyboard in the dryer after the raid because I was sweating so bad.

John: You are such a fucking Basement Champion, shut up! No one gives a shit about you loot! Go outside and get some sun!

by BigTimeYopi February 23, 2013