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Palm Babies

n.
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.

MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.

v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.

See cummy palm
1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!

2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."
by pclick December 8, 2010
mugGet the Palm Babiesmug.

Had a baby

When one word does not describe the extent of the situation. Can be used for describing pretty much anything, if you can find the right two adjectives.
Guy 1: Aww, who busted ass?
Guy 2: I know, man! It smells like shit and crap had a baby!

This party is like awesome and fantastic had a baby!
by [insert badger here] July 10, 2010
mugGet the Had a babymug.

Baby Dude

A god being that no one or anyone is above. Baby dude is a cat that is so magnificent and majestic, that when you see him you'll love him forever :D.
I WANT BABY DUDE FOR MYSELF HES SO CUTE I WANT HIM NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE BABY DUDE.
by Dude1016 May 2, 2020
mugGet the Baby Dudemug.

baby cunt

Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.

See: skank
If you're a senior and she's 14 or younger and screwed your best friend, she's a baby cunt bro.
by The cocksman November 27, 2014
mugGet the baby cuntmug.

baby eagle

throwing up in ones own mouth then swallowing it
man i just baby eagled after that tequila shot
by balonry pony November 15, 2010
mugGet the baby eaglemug.

trick baby

a baby/toddler that tricks you into thinking they good so you think about having another one and now you got two bad kids
Random dad: our baby is so good he doesn’t poop all the time, doesn’t cry much, and doesn’t throw a fit!

The Mother: Bae thats a trick baby
by icespicefan265510 March 1, 2023
mugGet the trick babymug.

baby rent

As in, "we didn't see daddy this weekend cause he didn't pay the baby rent."
by CA Clowe January 31, 2007
mugGet the baby rentmug.

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