burrito kiss

When either you and/or the gal you're going to make out with have consumed a fair amount of Taco Bell before you start kissing, causing the scent of Burritos to drift up into your nose as you're making out.

"Me and Amy drunkenly shared a little burrito kiss before I hate fucked her."

by Penis McFuckFace September 4, 2014

Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck

"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."

by bangkokbananahammock May 29, 2015

Burrito milking

Sucking dick

Burrito milking is Johnson favorite thing to do

by Destineehenderson July 5, 2015

Burritard

A stupid Texan, frequently a Dallas Cowboys Fanatic.

"Man, what is wrong with that Cowboys' Fan?"
"He's from Texas: he's a Burritard?"
"Oh. That explains everything."

by Parley October 12, 2015

burrito shaming

Judging a mexican restaraunt on the quality of their burritos

"Yeah theyr open 24 hours but they put entire leaves of lettuce and fat tomato slices in the burritos" you are burrito shaming a place

by squarepizza February 28, 2016

burribowtacquesalad

What you order at Hot Head Burritos when you can't decide between the amazing options on the menu.

I don't know what to order......I guess I'll have the burribowtacquesalad.

by Blehzer April 24, 2016

Burrito Breath

The way your breath smells after eating a burrito.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: She has horrible burrito breath.

by Bob Marconi May 2, 2016