The most conservative, Christian, angular man you’ll ever meet, Astin always seems to be having the time of his life. You may think he has a mental illness or something when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will realize: he definitely does. Astin will always have a funny thing to do or say, and will often play video games with the boys, while also snapping his girlfriend. He is the most loving, loyal, compassionate yet hardened, hilarious, most understanding, Christian, republican, stupid, ubnoxious person you’ll ever meet and will forever be a brother to me. Love you bub

Astin Henderson, you absolute moron, get on siege and start up a game

by Transformers12 April 5, 2021

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Austin

Austin is a hot, funny, sexy, and popular guy. He is fun to be around and is great at making everyone have a good laugh. He has brown hair and blue eyes. All the girls love him and all the guys are jealous of him. He’s athletic and is great in bed. Most girls go out of there way to get Austin to notice them. He has a lot of friends and is pretty chill around most people but knows how to make people laugh at the right times.

“Hey, I heard Austin’s going to the party this weekend”, said girl1. “Oh my! I’m going just to see him”.

“Yo did you hear about the girl Austin was in bed with last night?” said boy1. “Yeah, I heard he put her in a wheelchair after it was over with”.

by 123alleyesonme April 19, 2021

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