April 3rd

National send nudes day

‘oooo babe it’s April 3rd, send them.’

by suckycok March 27, 2023

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April 21st

Kiss/shift your girlfriend when u see her.

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Garry:Did you know its april 21st

by Memenem April 21, 2022

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April 14th

It the annual day, where you tell your fake friends to go the fuck away!

y/n: dude its April 14th!

fake friend: and?
y/n: it's tell your fake friends to go the fuck away day!
fake friend: ooo nice! can i come with you?
y/n: no, you need to go the fuck away :/

by lxver seii April 13, 2022

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No Anime April

A month in which you cannot watch Anime in any form whatsoever. Increases the chance of losing virginity by 1000%

He's on No Anime April, watch him dick down every woman in town.

by assrider6969 December 30, 2018

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An April Jasmine is a beautiful, smart and sweet shy girl that could make even the saddest person okay. One of the rarest people on earth. Chances of meeting an April Jasmine are 1 to 1,000,000. Chances of meeting a non-complex April Jasmine is 1 to 1,000,000,000. It's best to keep your April Jasmines close. You never know when you might loose such a divine gem.

Person 1: Have you met the new girl?
Person 2: The shy one?, Yea I've spoken with her, she doesn't talk much.
Person 1: Don't be fooled. She's a crazy fun person.
Person 2: Really? She must be an April Jasmine
Person 1: Yea. I never thought I would meet an April Jasmine in my lifetime.
Person 2: We must be really lucky.

by 2904 September 24, 2022

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