Evan

The most annoying person on this planet

Evan: Hey guess what
Nobody:
Evan: Heh heh, chicken butt

by chocolate negro January 18, 2020

Evan

Pussy and gay with a girlfriend

U r an Evan

by Ealgivf February 4, 2019

Evan

A jerkass

Evans are usually referred to as a jerkass

by peachypie98 September 2, 2022

Evan

Noun: Sussy Baka meme man that is funny and is Candace’s friend
Verb: evaning means being sus or amusing

Stop evaning your such a Emily your such a pot head.
Evan is a meme.

by Akinney2010 May 26, 2021

evan

evan is a God of gods

evan is our god

by jfbcdhf dsx May 2, 2022

Evan

Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.

Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!

Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!

by Nora Antetokounmpo June 19, 2018

Evan Allen

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game

See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...

by Cyoopid February 23, 2019