Wet Dog

Where two people have sex doggie style in a wet environment such the bath or shower.

Dude last night my girlfriend and I did the wet dog, it was so good!

by Bobface McDoodle June 15, 2011

wet money

Sweaty bills cyclists pull out of their rear jersey pockets while taking a coffee break on long rides.

That was a big group of cyclists. As usual, they only had wet money. We gotta get ApplePay!

by Al Gore isn't my real name June 13, 2016

wet this nigga

To pull up on a nigga

Pull over I finna wet this nigga bruh

by Complete Savage November 24, 2018

wet wilson

Similar to that of a wet willy. The key difference being that, instead of placing one's finger in another's ear, you place it in one of their nostrils.

- I told Ted about wet wilson... Worst mistake of my life.
- So how was it? The most violating occurrence of your life?

We broke up. She gave me a wet wilson, man!!

by D. Douglas October 21, 2013

Wet fart

Fart that you make after you shower and it comes our feeling wet.

You joe i just did a Wet fart.
Joe: shut up you nasty qwore.( see definition for qwore)

by Leiyla_prop April 3, 2017

Wet noodle

Someone with a greasy perm (hair).

“Haha look at that wet noodle.”

by BOBTHEGOATTRAIN March 31, 2022

Wet Soberer

A person that goes to Alcoholics Anonymous, uses the principals learned there or recites the mantras, yet continues to drink alcohol.

Antonym: Dry Drunk

Jamie has become at Wet Soberer. Since starting AA he has been less grandiose and shown much more humility towards the staff at the bar.

by STLjared January 6, 2008