1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size
2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women
3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women
3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019
Get the Big truck tiresmug. HUGE man. Just absolutely honkin muscles and curves in all the right places. He will tower over u and throw u over his shoulder like it's nothing. He has more muscles and mass than you, your father, AND your father's father combined. He is what all body builders aspire to look like.
by Probably_cake January 2, 2023
Get the Meat truckmug. by Sirlosealot513 May 17, 2016
Get the clown truckmug. by Setariii January 17, 2011
Get the Crank the truckmug. by MightyLaynex April 28, 2017
Get the truck tiremug. when skateboarders use their skateboards as a means of self defense by holding the axle of one of the skateboards trucks and swinging the board like its a sword causing self protection from violent people
by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022
Get the Truck Fuckmug. by Obliene November 26, 2021
Get the Cake truckmug.