Stuck Like Chuck

To be stuck in a predicament. To be caught up in a tight situation. To my knowledge from back in the day, the term originally came from Chuck Norris films because he was always getting caught up with bad guys.

Yo, I got caught up by the pigs, son. I was stuck like chuck.

by Jodie Joe January 16, 2013

Ya like jazz?

One of the first sentences in the bible, written by our lord and saviour, Natalie Durham.

Me: Hey Natalie, did you hear about the new b...
Natalie:YA LIKE JAZZ?

by Person55678 March 12, 2019

I like trains

A quotation used by a small british child to summon a large train, which crushes him and others in the process.

Random person: Die potato!
Kid: I like trains
Random person: oh wait NO NO NO!
(train goes by and kills random person and potato)

by El Tobino September 30, 2011

Viewers Like You

Why PBS has been able to produce quality television for so long.

'Slackjaw' was brought to you by Guillermo Entertainment and the support of viewers like you.

by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005

look like a foot

when a female looks ugly

"that girl look like a foot"

by Andy Hallal June 22, 2006

ner like hew

"no" or "i don't think so"

commonly used by an incompetent being, also known as a 'chav' 'charv' 'sket'

"that's £5.39 there please"
"ner like hew!" *snatches tabs/pregancy test/lambrini, legs it out of corner shop*

"lend is a snout marra?"
"ner like hew, fuck yee"

by ilikethewordscribble March 30, 2010

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009