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Post Billie Depression

The phase that comes after meeting Billie Eilish, where it feels as if you are missing something in your life and your organs are being ripped out of your body. You miss Billie and no longer feel whole.
Is Caitlin ok?, she was crying in her live stream last night, no shes not ok she is suffering from Post Billie Depression.
by Wet squig June 11, 2019
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post-LOSTdom depression

the incredible sinking feeling leading up to and devastating depression following the finale of the hit TV show LOST, leaving you fulfilled knowing it's over, yet so very empty, because, well, it's over.
Person 1: I'm kind of concerned about Adam today...do you know what's wrong?
Person 2: Do YOU know that LOST ended last night so that's why he's locked himself in his room, turned off the lights, and continues to say the numbers as he cries himself to sleep?
Person 3: Oh yeah, my doctor warned me about post-LOSTdom depression... I told him not to worry because I watch Grey's Anatomy and that makes me cry all the time. So then I said he should probably worry about that...

Person 1: You should probably not ask Janell to do much today. Or Kim. Or Shawna. Or Andy. Or. Terry. Or any LOST fan for that matter. They're suffering from post-LOSTdom depression.
Person 2: Maybe they could just start watching House...?
Person 1: Shut your face. You really don't get it. They practically lived on that island.
by VreeSquibcakes May 23, 2010
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Stop Posting This Shit

The proper response to a person or persons actions of constantly posting or uploading of a single repetitive topic, idea, event, etc.
We understand you went to Coachella, you need to Stop Posting This Shit
by Actually_Fat June 3, 2018
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Post Circus Syndrome

Commonly known as PCS, Post Circus Syndrome is the phase that every person goes through after returning home from the watching the circus or any acrobatic entertainment. The person inflicted with this will attempt to mimic what they have just watched, often ending in humiliation and injury, even death (if you're fat, and/or a sweeg)
Person 1: "Oh, it's so sad, johnny was a great guy..."
Person 2: "Ya, if he wasn't so fat then he would have had a better chance of surviving Post Circus Syndrome."
Person 4: "Word."
by al4 February 26, 2010
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Post-Final Syndrome

The clinical term for the lack of motivation that accompanies being done with college finals. Symptoms involve sleeping for unparalleled amounts of time, failure to interact with friends or loved ones, and feeling generally unmotivated.

PFS is known to last anywhere between two and four weeks. There is no known cure, but PFS is luckily almost never fatal. Symptoms recur even after repeated exposure to college finals, suggesting that the human mind cannot adapt to these circumstances.
I haven't seen Josh for weeks; he must be sleeping off his Post-Final Syndrome.
by Dryman May 23, 2017
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Post butt clarity

1. The feeling just after the release of a strong bowel movement.
2. The feeling just after a successful prostate massage.
3. The feeling just after a direct interaction with a butt.
In that Post butt clarity, I looked down at my phone and I had been sitting for my entire lunch break.

I experienced an intense mind-wiping moment, followed by a post butt clarity where I realized where my hands were.

I had another post butt clarity yesterday that made me stop and think about my own health for a moment.
by Juanald definition July 16, 2021
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Post-Nut Dementia

The inability to remember what porn or R18 content you busted to for the next 1-4 hours.
oh no, the post-nut dementia is setting in
by ReproductiveRod June 4, 2022
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