I want it in my bowl

When you see something so good and you just need it in your bowl.

I saw my friend eating an ice cream so I said I want it in my bowl

by Prince_of_aces June 4, 2021

What I want to hear about

Really? Cool! That's great fat bald Matt!

Hym "Because what I want to hear about is that school shooting in Texas where the kids 'developed a rare form of schizophrenia.' That's what I would like to hear about. I didn't get a chance to read the news article because I was at the job where I am being recorded and harassed by both managers and coworkers. Because that is what I want to hear about. I want to hear about your kids dying in terror from the exact same thing you're doing to me. That's what I want to hear about! It's my favorite genre! So, I want to know... What of that do you think fat bald Matt? Is the solution to try to punish me for saying I would do the thing that kid did? Or did you think you would not have to intervene there? Do you think you should not have to? Cus I feel like I did MY part. I've dome my fair share of the work. If the world improved it's not going to be because of anything you got going on over there. I want to hear about that psychiatrist. Who diagnosed that kid with schizophrenia? What did that kid say to that therapist? Where is THAT news article?"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2025

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

Wanting to Keep It Casual

Gay code for, "I'm putting my boner in your mouth and ass."

Guy #1: I'm not really looking for relationships rn.
Guy #2: That's fine I'm just wanting to keep it casual rn anyways.

by AnonymousLoeyNator January 4, 2021

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by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

want cookies

A term meaning wanna eat my pussy like it's cookies

Hey Todd want cookies

by @aaaaakkk September 26, 2019

Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.

“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”

by Skronx July 5, 2021