by Sjwhehd December 4, 2021
Get the Lumber Mans mug.An argument which arose on tiktok where women would choose a man or bear to stumble upon their unconscious body in the forest.
Woman 1: Man or Bear?
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”
by hynap May 13, 2024
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Get the alternative white man mug.After their adventure on the island of Engelbräckt, Malte Wegbratt and Vilmer Andersson had become seasoned adventurers. They continued to travel the land, searching for new challenges to overcome and new friends to meet.
One day, they heard a rumor about a mystic Onion man named Johan who possessed incredible powers of insight and foresight. Intrigued, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.
Their journey took them through rugged mountains and dense forests, as they searched for clues about Johan's whereabouts. They spoke to villagers and traders, seeking any information that could lead them to the Onion man.
Finally, they reached a small village where they heard rumors of a strange hermit who lived deep in the forest. Believing this to be Johan, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.
After a long and treacherous journey, they finally arrived at the hermit's abode. There, they found a thin and frail-looking man with a long beard and a deep sense of calm.
Introducing themselves, Malte and Vilmer told Johan about their many adventures and their desire to recruit him to their team. Johan listened carefully, his eyes seeming to see far beyond what was in front of him.
One day, they heard a rumor about a mystic Onion man named Johan who possessed incredible powers of insight and foresight. Intrigued, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.
Their journey took them through rugged mountains and dense forests, as they searched for clues about Johan's whereabouts. They spoke to villagers and traders, seeking any information that could lead them to the Onion man.
Finally, they reached a small village where they heard rumors of a strange hermit who lived deep in the forest. Believing this to be Johan, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.
After a long and treacherous journey, they finally arrived at the hermit's abode. There, they found a thin and frail-looking man with a long beard and a deep sense of calm.
Introducing themselves, Malte and Vilmer told Johan about their many adventures and their desire to recruit him to their team. Johan listened carefully, his eyes seeming to see far beyond what was in front of him.
After a long pause, Johan spoke. "I will join you on one condition," he said. "You must help me find the lost temple of the Onions. It is a sacred place, where the power of the Onion is at its strongest. If we find it, I will use its power to help you on your adventures."
Malte and Vilmer readily agreed, eager to discover what secrets the lost temple held. They set out on a new quest, led by Johan's incredible insights and knowledge.
Together, they journeyed across deserts, through deep caves, and over raging rivers. Johan's powers proved invaluable, as he seemed to know just where to go and what to do at every turn.
Finally, after many months of searching, they found the lost temple of the Onions. It was a majestic and ancient place, filled with wonder and mystery.
As Johan promised, the power of the Onion was strong there. He used it to grant Malte and Vilmer incredible strength and wisdom, making them even more formidable in battle.
And so, with the addition of the mystic Onion man Johan to their team, Malte and Vilmer continued to travel the land, fighting evil and helping those in need. They knew that their adventures would never truly end, but with their unbreakable bond and their newly recruited ally, they felt confident that they could overcome any challenge that lay ahead.
Malte and Vilmer readily agreed, eager to discover what secrets the lost temple held. They set out on a new quest, led by Johan's incredible insights and knowledge.
Together, they journeyed across deserts, through deep caves, and over raging rivers. Johan's powers proved invaluable, as he seemed to know just where to go and what to do at every turn.
Finally, after many months of searching, they found the lost temple of the Onions. It was a majestic and ancient place, filled with wonder and mystery.
As Johan promised, the power of the Onion was strong there. He used it to grant Malte and Vilmer incredible strength and wisdom, making them even more formidable in battle.
And so, with the addition of the mystic Onion man Johan to their team, Malte and Vilmer continued to travel the land, fighting evil and helping those in need. They knew that their adventures would never truly end, but with their unbreakable bond and their newly recruited ally, they felt confident that they could overcome any challenge that lay ahead.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
Get the The Mystic Onion Man mug.by PeterGazer24 February 28, 2024
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Hym "The picture... Is 2 women staring at his fat cock... One overtly and the other is kind of side-eyeing it... What about that has anything to do with being a confident man? 'You see how confident I am in women's endless desire for fat cocks?' We're in euphemism land! We're in pretend euphemism land! Confidence? Jesus Christ!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2023
Get the Confident man mug.A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.
Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"
by von groovy June 24, 2024
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