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mexican dick suck

When one inserts his or her genitalia into a vacuum cleaner's metal neck for sexual stimulation.
Hey Billy want to come to the mexican dick suck at my house later I got a brand new hoover.

No grandpa I don't want to help you with your mexican dick suck I've already had to clean out the vacuum's filter twice this week and its only tuesday.

Hey Alex want to go to mexico with me later I just got a brand wet dry vac.
by X2f01 June 23, 2008
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go eat a dick

You're pissing me off so go do something productive like eating a dick.
To a Hobo holding an "I'm hungry sign".

You: Are you hungry?
Hobo: Yes
You: NIGGUH GO EAT A DICK!
by just another face June 9, 2009
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dirty dick disease

It is what you get if you have slept with over 30 women.DDD
Man i bet that guy has a bad case of the Dirty Dick Disease.
My friend has some bad DDD
by C MART December 28, 2005
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Sucks Camel Dicks

Taking the sucking ass to a whole new level

Also featured in Step Brothers.
Yo, have you seen this dude's new car?

Yea man, it really sucks camel dicks!

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
by themandrakehat June 10, 2013
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Wine-Bottle Dick

A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.

This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.
Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"

Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"

Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Mimaloma November 20, 2010
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Yuletide Dick in the Ass

Yo, dude, someone took a dump on your drivers seat. Shoulda locked your doors.

What a yuletide dick in the ass!
by deincredibles December 15, 2010
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Big Dick Billy

Usually a prick named Billy who pretends he has a big dick, when it really is the size of a tic-tac. Can technically be anyone, but it just works better when they're named Billy, m'kay?
Aaron is such a big dick billy, I saw him trying to brag to Christina about his penis size, and I know it's actually tiny because he tried flirting with me by snapping me his dong.
by BillCosby=Senpai September 30, 2016
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