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This is the one mothafucka that will kill yo ass for sayin the wrong shit. Hates nazis. Loves weed. Will steal your girl

Person1: I'm cooked
Person2: why
Person1: I pissed off cadillac jak Allen felts Mason Morgan jessop
Person2: rip bro

by Me mothafucka November 19, 2025

C. Morg

the best girlfriend in the world and will make you make you laugh like no tomorrow; she's beautiful on the inside and out, sweet, caring, fun, great to be around, loving, good heart, athletic, sexy, wild, crazy, loves everyone, great to talk to, knows how to keep secrets, and the best girl a guy could ask for

C. Morg is from your wonderful boyfrend haha, i love you.

by T. Tuna December 16, 2008

Mr. Morganisms

Drawing strange figures on a whiteboard in order to try and get a point across.

Mr. Morgan used his Mr. Morganisms to describe a research question for a student.

by Yennaco March 13, 2017

ms. morrin

A teacher that appears to be super nice and acts it but once you receive her actions and jokes she's the gueen of darkness

Ms. Morrin laughed nicely about my failing grade. She is the queen of darkness

by Storm trooper 42 April 4, 2017

o tempora, o mores

Shit be changin' (quote from the latin politician and philosopher Cicero)

Back in my day, a selfie was when you sucked your own dick. O tempora, o mores!

by Spike31415 November 6, 2017

J.P. Morguean

Infamous robber-baron who didn't mind filling the funeral homes with corpses just so that he and his "rich-bug" cronies could continue "living the good life".

I try to be very careful with my finances so that I don't have to take out any loans, and I avoid the NYSE like the plague; with these wise practices, I hopefully won't fall victim to any modern-day J.P. Morgueans.

by QuacksO September 30, 2018

Mr. Morrison

This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".

If you need something built, call Mr. Morrison.

by GrandpaBen September 25, 2020