New York Hoagie Ho-down

Often shortened to: NYHH. A competition wherein multiple whammen fit larger and larger hoagies into their front hole (the scientifically correct term for pussy). The sport was original invented in New York in 1873, it is now a staple in competitions taking place in Sweden. As of 2018, NYHH is not an olympic sport, but Sweden is petitioning for it to be added.

"Damn, I went to Sweden and saw a bunch of wo-people in a New York Hoagie Ho-down in the park."

by gannucard September 1, 2018

New york hairdue

The act of a male cuming in a female's shampoo and them useing it without knowing

I did a New York Hairdue on her... She never knew

by Liamisfat January 22, 2025

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

New York City subway

The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.

I ride the New York City subway to my work every day.

by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022

New York Special

Completely ignoring someone trying to get your attention on the street. Usually applies to scammers and homeless people.

I was walking to the Staten Island Ferry entrance when a scammer came up to me to sell me tickets, but I already knew the Staten Island Ferry is free. I gave him the New York Special and kept walking.

by bobby hotdogs August 27, 2025

Red New York

A extremely rare phenomenon where the state of New York votes Republican in a presidential election. Since the time of the Great Depression (1933), New York has voted for a Republican president only 6 times. Of those 6 times, majority of those elections had a Republican Presidential winner by a landslide victory. The last time New York voted Republican, was when Reagan won a land slide victory in 1984.

Person 1: Will red New York happen in 2024?

Person 2: You mean if in 2024 the Republican Party can make a Reagan style landslide victory? Probably not.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.

"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"

by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025