Pussy whipped 

A man who gets pushed around by his wife and kids. A man who does chores and gets allowance from wife. A man who does projects during football games.

"Hey you see what Mike is doing"

"Yeah he's building a chair during the Bears game"

"Yeah he sure is pussy whipped"

Pussy whipped by chicagoman619 January 25, 2014

Mary Kay Whipped

A truly demoralizing version of pussy whipped. A man who is pussy whipped will spend moderate amounts of money and miss occasional important events at the whim of his wife. However, a man who is Mary Kay whipped will take it to the next level, then to several higher levels still. He will go bankrupt numerous times, miss so much work that he loses his job, and lose touch so completely with his friends that they think they’ve missed his funeral; all in support of his female master’s participation in the cult/pyramid scheme world of Mary Kay, Avon, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, etc. While his involvement starts out gradually at first, it soon explodes into weekly parties where he is using vacation time or missing poker nights with his buddies to prepare finger foods and keep the kids “out of the way.” The cost starts gradually, too. It grows from a $200 “starter kit” into taking over one bedroom, then two. Before long, he has to sell his motorcycle and boat to add a huge room to the house to store all of the paraphernalia. As if that is not bad enough, his wife then must escalate her attendance and purchases at her girlfriends’ cult meetings/parties. As they each move up their respective pyramids, it requires a more significant investment by their friends’ male funds providers. If you ever meet a man who is Mary Kay whipped, ask him where his nuts are. Bet your bottom dollar that they are securely stored in the glovebox of a pink Cadillac that cost him approximately $675,000.

Where's Matt been? We really need him here and working on this project. Plus we're all going out and watching the game after work tonight.

Oh his wife is having a Mary Kay party. He had to take a week of vacation to take care of the kids so she had time to create snazzy place settings and make gift baskets for the attendees. I hear that he isn't even allowed to watch the game at home.

Are you shitting me?! Call HR and see if we can ask the next guy we interview whether or not he is Mary Kay whipped.

Mary Kay Whipped by The Potts May 16, 2013

Mr Whipples' warranty 

An ebay sellers' warranty that is useless.

Legit seller item $100 + shipping $20 = $120 Mr. Whipple item $50 + shipping and handling $70 = $120. Both sellers offer a 90 day exchange buyer pays shipping both ways warranty. Item goes bad Legit seller $20 return + $20 replacement = $40. Mr Whipple $20 return + $70 shipping and handling ( you must pay this to get the warranty service ) = $90 . A lot of buyers would think twice about paying $40 to replace a $120 item, but if they think they are still ahead they will do it. Add in the fact that Mr Whipples merchandise is junk to begin with,a lot more are going to say the hell with it when the cost is $90 to replace a $120 item. Legit seller 90 days starts over again with the replacement item. Mr Whipple 90 day warranty starts with the first item and ends at 90 days. so your warranty may run out before you get the replacement. The rule of thumb is sellers price is twice sellers cost that means the legit seller is out $50 for each warranty replacement, he has good reason to make sure his merchandise will last. Mr Whipples cost is covered in the shipping and handling charge each warranty replacement costs him nothing, he isn't as concerned about the quality of his merchandise.Mr Whipples' warranty is a heads he wins and tails the buyer loses warranty. Check price, shipping costs, and warranty terms before buying avoid Mr Whipple. mikie the yorkie wishes she had.

Mr Whipples' warranty by mikie the yorkie March 10, 2008

moodswing whiplash 

an extreme, rapid series of emotions that leave everyone involved including the person who is experiencing the emotions confused, disoriented and/or confused

Becky went from calm to sobbing to gleeful to pissed to dispondent all in one day. This frustrated and confused her parents, friends and Becky herself. They experienced moodswing whiplash.

moodswing whiplash by lfc3457 December 13, 2009

pussy whipped 

when ur girlfriend is the penis of the relationship.

if she says jump, u ask how high?

pussy whipped by orangechicken October 9, 2004

Whipwoa 

Also known as whipped without action

Dude that chick has you so whipwoa-ed. You bought her a $300 and she hasn't even given you head yet.

Whipwoa by Space cowboy frAnk December 26, 2009

Whipletch 

Whiplash is a nonmedical term used to describe neck pain following an injury to the soft tissues of your neck (specifically ligaments, tendons, and muscles). It is caused by an abnormal motion or force applied to your neck that causes movement beyond the neck's normal range of motion.

Whipletch happens when ones head must turn suddenly to ensure maximum eye contact with a particularly fine piece of arse that has come into your field of vision.

The term whipletch was first used in 2010 in Anting, Shanghai, and despite its replacement by synonyms (such as acceleration flexion-extension neck injury and soft tissue cervical hyperextension injury), it continues to be used to describe this common soft tissue neck injury. Your doctor may use the more specific terms of cervical sprain, cervical strain, or hyperextension injury.

whip (hwp, wp)
v. whipped or whipt (hwpt, wpt), whip·ping, whips

1.To strike or affect in a manner similar to whipping or lashing: Icy winds whipped my face.

letch

letch also lech (lch)
n.
1. A strong, especially sexual desire or craving.
2. A lecher.

Hey Malc, What's up with your neck mate?

Oh, hell this skokin fine lady walked past me this morning and caused me chronic whipletch..

Whipletch by Sokin' annoyed October 27, 2010