Wank shit

when yu finna nut but its so good that yu shit yurself

oh yea na it’s just a casual wank shit Sunday.

by daddy’s rookie April 18, 2018

Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.

Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob

by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020

Wank Blank

When you leave someone on read on blank them, simply because you are wanking/jacking yourself off

Dude Sarah just Wank Blanked me

by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019

Wank Murder

Suicide, taking one’s own life, onanicide

“Did John kill himself?”

“Yes he committed, Wank Murder”

by Kyle Pseudo October 16, 2019

Burglar Wank

Pleasuring yourself to climax whilst your partner lays asleep next to you in bed (in the dark)

You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate

by aljazmin November 12, 2021

Salary Wank

To masturbate while undertaking paid employment.

"Has anyone seen Charlie? "
"Yea, I think he's ducked out for a Salary Wank"

by Guido Lasalsa July 3, 2022

wing wank

When you eat a portion of chicken wings then masturbate with the sauce still on your fingers.

Man after that pound of wings I had to go for a wing wank

by The_Absolute February 21, 2020