All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

i dont want a thotie i want a bae

iconic Jawad song

aka a song that came out summer 2019

bop

i dont want a thotie i want a bae is actually a pretty good song

take you on a trip on a private plane

anywhere you want

you just gotta say

by vcsodscobadapisco October 7, 2019

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

by kristen126 July 28, 2023

The wanted

A word used to describe a 75% or higher percentage of what an average person or people or beings (or what ever people call themselves these days) want in or out of their lives

Dominic gets the wanted sex that you hear about or see on tv

by Toaster strudel facial January 9, 2023

Who wants a fucking burger

Typically said by men at the peak of human athleticism, it is said as a waiting call for this who want “a fucking burger”.

Walks into the room “who wants a fucking burger”.

by Tybot66 November 4, 2022

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025