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Google University 

A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.
After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, someone got their degree from Google University".
Google University by BeltonBelle November 25, 2014
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University of Michigan 

A school where most of the students are smart enough to care about something beyond sports.
In this sense, University of Michigan is unlike most "schools" in the Midwest.
University of Michigan by Chuchu January 1, 2006

university of northern colorado

mid sized university located in Greeley, Colorado not too far from Denver. Filled with the future teachers, nurses, actors, and musicians of Colorado and the US.

In comparison w/ CSU and CU which tend to attract many many out of staters from all over the country (many who come for the mountains) UNC is primarily populated by young women from Denver's many suburbs (many prospective elementary teachers). Women outnumber men by far.

Though downtown Greeley is very disconnected from UNC and the college culture, there are plenty of college hangouts along 16th street (Maggie's java joint, Roma's etc.)

UNC is surrounded by huge houses, many of them 10 bedrooms which the upperclassmen tend to populate.

UNC is a blast and no place I'd rather be.
UNC is incredible. The University of Northern Colorado is quite simply everything I hoped it would be and more.

Butler University 

A very expensive private university. Known for their men’s basketball in the big east conference. White as hell. If you’re a student you’re stuck in the butler bubble. Everyone’s friends with everyone and we all know everyone’s dirt. Has various smells including the door by Atherton that always smells like shit. Never trust the Atherton food. For a small school we have major school spirit. The only party life here includes senior houses because all of the frats are probably on probation. If you go to Butler, you’re probably a cool ass college student! GO DAWGS!!!
“Do you know of Butler University?”
“Yeah I watched them beat Villanova three times in a row!”

university of colorado boulder 

THE fucking sickest place ever, for all you motherfuckers that hate on it, shut the fuck up and go to the town. If you want to go to a town and not have to worry about anything and just chill out, look at the hottest girls in the country and smoke weed, THAN GO HERE
University of colorado boulder is the chillest school in the nation

Western Washington University 

A university where only the most awesome hippies in the country go. The congregate in Bellingham, WA, just south of the US-Canadian border. For fun, most WWU students smoke a lot of marijuana.
WWU Student 1: What do you want to do this weekend at Western Washington University?
WWU Student 2: Smoke some weed?

Salve Regina University 

College in Newport, RI renowned as the home of the richest, preppiest kids in New England whose siblings went to Brown, Cornell, Harvard and the like, but who couldn't get in themselves. Students literally live in mansions, as Jazz Age private palaces have been converted into dorms. Hunt/Reefe freshman dorm is yards away from the Vanderbilt's "The Breakers" mansion.

Actually, a good percentage of the student population here DID have their choice of better schools like Northestern, Rutgers or Amherst, but chose SRU for the location and atmosphere. I know some students who turned down Cornell, Princeton, Dartmouth, and/or Harvard for Salve.

Well-known nursing program - it's not uncommon to shake shit-faced people awake after they've passed out at a party and have them start reciting very technical terms for the human anatomy.

Everybody goes clubbing in Providence on weekends.

Catholic, no sororities or frats, AND it's a dry campus. Merely necessitates new drinking games involving avoiding campus security.
Back @ Salve Regina University

-"That was a fine bunch of girls we met at that Rogers Williams party on Thursday"

-"Duuuuuuuude, I can't remember that at all!!!"

-"Yeah, they all went to Salve, bro! We went to Via Via afterwards and got in a fight with that guy outside, remember?"

-"Naw, man...still nothing. Maybe I'll remember next weekend. Just tell me if I hooked up with any of 'em if you seem 'em around O'Hare"