A twitchy twat is to a woman, what a hard on is to a man. Just as a man's penis gets hard when he is aroused; a woman's clitoris may twitch (multiple times in some cases), in response to her own arousal. The twitch is often in response to that which has aroused the woman.
As two women are watching an erotic sex scene in a movie, one turns to the other and says, "Can you imagine , what it would be like to be in bed with that man?". The second one replies,"Are you kidding me? I am getting twitchy twat just watching him."
by Saish January 20, 2016
Get the Twitchy twatmug. by bamber💜 January 11, 2014
Get the twat rocketmug. Twat Slicking is a rare occurrence in black neighborhoods due to high poverty and loose twat syndrome
by CucumberKing February 14, 2012
Get the Twat Slickingmug. When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.
Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.
by datstudentlife June 23, 2015
Get the mark twattingmug. Most commonly used in reference to others. The physical resemblence of one's self to a faeces covered vagina.
by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006
Get the Shat-twatmug. A girl who acts like your friend in front of people, but in reality you know that you two will forever not like each other. She will seek any chance to make any digs at you privately.
That girl follows my sisters on Instagram but refuses to follow me. She acts like she is my friend just to get the approval of others, but we all know she's a fake twat.
by Katm14 September 1, 2013
Get the Fake twatmug. by tim and josh August 21, 2008
Get the twat sailormug.