A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.
Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!
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(n) the sound put off by the rubbing or slapping of thunder thighs, specifically while the subject is walking
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Get the Tender Branson mug.its wen u sit around with your freinds playing video games, talking, watever, generally doing nothing
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Man at the bar last night this guy was being such a thunder bearian that he actually made us sit in the car for 45 mins while he kept lighting joints and it was -37 out!
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