Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021

Beef On Toast

A Food that means Confidence and Spirituality For Musicians. Some Musicians MUST have it before their gigs.

Holland Fight Zoo, A band That Demands It.

" We need Beef On Toast, Or we Cant Play. It Limits our Creativity."

by FUNGMAN SHU April 6, 2007

toast

1.) Uncommen Noun. Eating toast int he act of anal sex on the womens back

2.) Slang for anal sex

Yo i fucking was toast all over her booty!

by Triple Dots February 10, 2008

Toasted

Under the influence of Marijuana

Dude I was so Toasted last night

by Mupreme June 15, 2017

Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

El Toaster Toast Toast

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by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023

ToAST

The tutorial tower of the Roblox game JToH.

I bet ya, ToAST is 10 times better than ToSU.

by JToH Anonymous March 8, 2022