Twat Slicking

Verb.
The act of lubing a twat for fisting.

Twat Slicking is a rare occurrence in black neighborhoods due to high poverty and loose twat syndrome

by CucumberKing February 14, 2012

nob twat

a nob twat is someone who is an arrogant, self centered, egotistical, nob jocky, of the male variety who believes all women love them. he then has the arrogance to charge HER, to spank him...

an example of this would be... speecho who is a nob twat

by penisberrysugar December 13, 2008

Shat-twat

Most commonly used in reference to others. The physical resemblence of one's self to a faeces covered vagina.

"Sir, your wife is as ugly as a Shat-twat!"

by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006

Fuck Twat

The epidemy of stupidity; in other words, a very stupid person; a person of low mentality that has not other option than to make constant bad decisions.

Stan went to jail for joyriding in a hearse? What a Fuck Twat!

The Fuck Twat had dope in his pocket and stopped a K-9 unit for directions, really?
Roger is such a fuck twat, he's a runner up in the Darwin Awards yearly.

by HD Rich October 31, 2019

twat sailor

a male sailor that is also a prostitute

The women in town go crazy when the navy boys come back so they can pay twat sailors for sex.

by tim and josh August 21, 2008

twat twinkie

When a girl's twat is filled or overflowing with cum

Justin: hey did make a twat Twinkie?

Jayden: yeah I filled it all the way to the lips

by Trentmcfarlanetits December 13, 2013

Fake twat

A girl who acts like your friend in front of people, but in reality you know that you two will forever not like each other. She will seek any chance to make any digs at you privately.

That girl follows my sisters on Instagram but refuses to follow me. She acts like she is my friend just to get the approval of others, but we all know she's a fake twat.

by Katm14 September 1, 2013