sexy sam

a nickname used by one of my best friends and him only. literally no one else uses it. i don’t know what else to put here so follow @avlonisc00l on tiktok because they are NOT me and they are so swag!
reminder that this isn’t an inside joke because sam wants the whole world to know 😃😚🤍😃😂😒😃😄
sam: “i am sexy sam”
avalon: “no you’re not”
*insert a debate over sexy sam / no sexy sam*
*avalon wins obviously*
by avavlon April 06, 2021
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Sam Chops

Sideburns so dangerous that they almost poke your damn eyes out.

Courtesy of Sam Winchester of Supernatural.
Damn those Sam Chops are tasty.
by KrimsonX September 27, 2009
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jerrycan sam

To douse your pubic hairs in petrol prior to receiving oral sex, allowing the person performing oral to feel a strong buzz as they get you off.
I gave Sheryl a jerrycan sam behind red rooster last week after she cyphoned Marks commodore.

Tom got jerrycan sammed the other day and stripped naked and fainted.
by Mangus Kahn September 20, 2017
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Son Of Sam

Unintentional pregnancy where child is unwanted!
A: Darling I'm pregnant!

B: Oh My god this kid is such Son Of Sam!
by Owen Lee Hargreaves September 22, 2010
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Sam Fisher

1. A charactor from the game Splinter Cell.
2. A Female who goes out with many men in a very short period of time. Often breaking up with them in a matter of days after dating. The most demining thing you can call a woman. Like a combination of bitch, slut,and whore.
1.Sam Fisher killed ten terrorists on level 2 of Splinter cell.
2. Man she was Hella hot till she started pulling a Sam Fisher. She has dated like every guy in the school.
by JustAnotherVictim January 10, 2004
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Sam Reiss

by iboxout December 17, 2008
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Sam Kelly

Some professional gamer at fortnite who thinks Max is a salt queen x10000000000000000000000. He isnt a bad guy after all. He is actually a great person that is happy with everyone and likes to be around friends. He is the greatest guy you’ll ever meet. Follow him on Instagram @InstantMemez_
Sam Kelly is the best Fortnite player ever! I really wanna meet him someday!
by ImBetterThanNinja May 24, 2018
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