Cool potatoes

When something is really cool it mean school potatoes

I’m walking down the street and I see somebody shoes and I will say to them your shoes are cool potatoes

by Ainsley potato May 23, 2021

Potato zombie

nonsense

"That's a load of potato zombie"

by Chit4brans October 15, 2020

Dirty Potato

When an individual with a penis and testicles inserts said testicles into their partner's anus. Oftentimes, the "potatoes" will come out covered in feces.

A sexual act that is not for the faint of heart.

Ashley and I did the Dirty Potato last night.

by johnfortnitekreger February 1, 2023

Dirty Potato

A demeaning sexual gesture involving smearing feces on one's testicles and tea-bagging an individual while they are unaware.

I gave my cheating ex-girlfriend a dirty potato on her birthday.

by D.isfor.Donut September 4, 2018

feet potato

Fat feet, that don't move. Fat gross feet.

You have feet potatos.

by Wigglypigglytiggly January 7, 2017

Potato Painter

A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.

Look, another Idaho painter wannabe, fucking potato painter scum!

by Residentialzombe1 December 3, 2019

Mash potato

Similar to the word gip, mash potato describes the moments before you feel like you might be sick but aren't actually sick.

(Someone is being inconsiderate and talking to you about a disgusting conversation topic whilst you are eating a meal and you and you start to associate the things being discussed in the conversation with the texture of your food) ... mash potato

by anonymous17363 October 30, 2017