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Sad Clown

when a girl is giving you a blow job, and you are helping, to the point where her eyes are watering making her mascara run and her lipstick is ruined by all the slobber. So when she is done and she looks up at you and she looks like a sad clown. What she looks like after a face fuck, to be blunt.
How was your date with Mary, I made her a sad clown.
by Pep per ment butler April 22, 2016
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piss clown

Look mon, Stephs a piss clown.
by Mon and Sharn July 30, 2015
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Brown Clown

A mischievous prank In which one shits in a towel and throws it into the victim's dryer on the high heat setting. The dried shit-towel will have the appearance of a brown faced clown having used it to wipe the brown face paint off, and the odor will be horrendous
Julie was unimpressed with my collection of memes. So, I sought out my revenge by shitting in her Egyptian cotton towels, threw it in her dyer, and set it on sanitize. Enjoy the brown clown, Julie. You old bitch.
by B-Muff October 19, 2017
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Clown Prison

A desperately hopeless situation so named because the thought of being stuck in a prison filled with clowns is indescribably terrifying.
I am surrounded by idiots in this clown prison but I can't escape because I have to pay my mortgage.
by RowboatCop March 8, 2019
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Pants Clowned

To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.
Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...
by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004
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Angry Clown

Did you see what the Angry Clown tweeted this morning?
No, I can't read that horsecrap. He seems hellbent on making America ashamed again.
by chairboy July 11, 2016
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Ass-clown

A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.
Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.

“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”
by Johnny Mc May 17, 2014
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