ice bowl

Lost your rolling papers, and the cops confiscated your bong? Take a nice sized glass/ceramic (not plastic) soup bowl. Put ice cubes in it, but not over the rim. Take a sheet of aluminum foil big enough to cover the top and around the sides. A large rubber band to hold the foil taut will help. On one side of the bowl near the edge, maybe a quarter to half inch in, take a pin and poke a bunch of tiny holes to make the "screen", that is what you put your stash on. Do that side first, as if you make a hole too big, you can always use that as the toking side, and try again on the other side to make the "screen". Once you make the "screen", make a single little larger hole 180 degrees around the bowl toward the edge, again maybe a quarter to half inch in, where you will toke from. Light 'er up and enjoy! You will need to make a new aluminum foil thingy next time, as it's fragile, and pretty much toasted once you empty the melted ice out. If you don't wash the bowl after each use, you will get a nice residue of resin around the inside rim you can scrape off and smoke.

Guy 1: Oh man, I got some killer weeed, but nothing to smoke it in! Anyone got a bong or some papers?

Guy 2: Like no man, and I'm itchin' to get a bitchin' buzz.

Guy 3: Hey I got an idea - some dude posted on Urban Dictionary how to make a killer bong with just normal household items you will find in anybody's kitchen! He calls it an "ice bowl"!

Guys 1 and 2: Groovy!

by dk1953 February 17, 2013

Fish Bowl

If working behind a counter, a fish bowl is a condition that you will encounter when 50 people all stand there looking at you like you're a zoo exhibit.

"Goddamn old people lined up staring at me like I'm in a fish bowl."

by Tmeister January 13, 2004

Bowling Ball

An insult. Describes a person who gets treated badly or made fun of by "friends" and continues to hang out with them. The term was originaly part of a joke, the person was called a bowling ball, and when people asked why he was called that the response was "Because he gets fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then he comes back for more."

The term originated at Murdock High School in Winchendon Mass, in the year 2011

"Why does alex hang out with us? All we do is make fun of him."

"Thats why he is a bowling ball."

"Why is he a bowling ball?"

"Cause he gets fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more."

by GRB123 August 18, 2011

take the skinheads bowling

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....

by Count de Monet May 30, 2011

sticky fish bowl

When a man ejaculates in a condom and then places it over his partner's head.

Man, I totally gave Theresa a sticky fish bowl last night!

by hahahahanope April 21, 2015

Tokyo Drift Bowl

This is when someone takes a large dump in form of a log/turd and as he/she flushes the toilet the log or turd, because of the large consistency, begins to speed down the toilet in an uncontrollably manner without any clear direction producing skid marks which stain the inner rimming of the toilet bowl.

"Man I'm so pissed off Eddie just came in and took a nasty ass dump and gave my toilet a tokyo drift bowl and now I have to clean all this shit up"

Chris- "Who just took a dump? Yo bro was it you???"

Danny- "Why do you ask?"

Chris- "Cause you left a mean ass Tokyo Drift Bowl."

Danny- "My bad bro, I know I shouldnt have ate that Jap food. "

by Chinchan44 November 23, 2011

Bowling Ball Treatment

Thumb in the front and two in the back.

"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."

by Dictionary DuChie July 17, 2012