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bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.
Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018
mugGet the bed carrotmug.

Bed Floss

pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.
Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!
by broseph1120 January 1, 2012
mugGet the Bed Flossmug.

Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what is messy whT has a bed in it
by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020
mugGet the Bed dumpmug.

Bunk Bed

I’m a top and a bottom. I’m a bunk bed.
by troller330 June 9, 2018
mugGet the Bunk Bedmug.

Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020
mugGet the Bed snugglesmug.

go to bed

Go to bed Jared you bloody arsehole.
by BigLadIzaac December 30, 2021
mugGet the go to bedmug.

a-bed

The Cutest Cat Or Kitten You Will Ever Meet In Your Life A A-Bed is A cat Which doesn't Adventure Much But He Loves Giving Hugs 🤗
Jimmy : Have You Got a A-Bed ?
Johnny : Yes I Love a-Bed A lot
by FlyingFishy543 (Taylor) June 16, 2019
mugGet the a-bedmug.

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