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York River Academy

Also known as YRA, it is a school for kids with mental disabilities. Kids suffer chronic depression once they step foot into the building, and immediately want to commit die. Also, students get drug checked and suspended every two seconds.

The only good thing is probably easy grades till junior year, then you're fucked.
Types of students who attend include Furries, Computer nerds, D&D Players, and r e d a c t e d.

There is the legend that once every 5 years there's actually a cool group of kids who attend the school, but tis only a legend.

Or it is?

Attend at your own risk.
York River Academy makes me sad.
by This isn't a beach! November 12, 2019
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Hopewell Academy

A literal circus. The math teacher and the receptionist are basically the only sane ones. It is infested with antivaxer teachers, a history teacher who uses Wikipedia and WatchMojo Top 10 videos as educational resources, and a fucking clown for the head of school who made the few members of administration with the authority to keep shit together quit their jobs.
“My history teacher just told us that trains didn’t exist in the nineteenth century.”

“What fucking school do you go to??”

Hopewell Academy.”
by cursed.jpg November 26, 2019
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Howe Military Academy

A private co-ed boarding school for Grades 7-12 located in Howe, IN. Founded in 1884.
My son graduated from Howe Military Academy in 2018.
by howemilitary April 3, 2019
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York River Academy

York River Academy is a school for computer nerds. There are a few of us who survive and make it out alive, but I've lost a few comrades. If you do choose to come here, come prepared. You need a strong will to survive the 'Traps'. May Mother Russia be with you, and god speed my guy.
John Doe only survived 2 years and York River Academy, but we lost him during the summer.
by What are you doing, Step Bro? February 26, 2019
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Kingswood academy

The worst possible school to go after you leave your beloved primary. Everyone wished to go to winnifed holtby or any other secondary, but they were all full of lucky kids. Every student there who applied to go, has some kind of mental instability.
"Mum, what school did i get in to?"
"I'm sorry, but you got into kingswood academy."
*walks upstairs and blows brains out*
by Hibishesxø April 20, 2019
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Public safety academy

A school that really sucks but has a cool kid so cool named dominic machado the first.
public safety academy is a school i guess
by public safety academy April 23, 2019
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Charter Academy

The most trash school ever all the teaches tell the kids to slant so the can look at each other's buts the best match is rylee and paris in year 8 vitor and ellie in year 9 but let's not get into fucking 10,11 or 12
trash Charter Academy
don't go close to it so do not go there it is very very bad .
by Mr.EggHead May 6, 2019
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