When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.
by Mel Daddy April 9, 2021
Get the Squeaky Tea Potmug. by Emerys November 18, 2007
Get the Arizona Green Teamug. Tea is referring to "Truth" shade is like an opinion/diss. When you say this phrase it means you are stating facts, not opinions.
by Lacianga May 17, 2017
Get the All Tea No Shademug. A small group of trashy, uneducated, hypocrites who wave signs in protest of things they do not understand. A lot of these people will believe anything you tell them about the government as long as it has to do with taxes and conspiracies. They are constantly concerned that people are coming to take their guns and cite their own made up facts to convince you of it. Fueled by racism, this group did not exist prior to the election of our first African American President. These people share many similar traits to your common Wal*Mart white trash yet have the uncanny drive to create sharpie signs with words on them they will never understand. Their cultural icons are Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Sarah Palin. While most of these toothless rejects don't possess the mental capacity to blink while walking without falling down, at some point they've been made to feel that their ignorant bigoted opinions are worth something more than the welfare checks they receive monthly. Which has led to many comical protests that resemble a trailer park circus. They are not to be taken seriously considering there are currently no professional wrestlers currently considering a Presidential bid. If you do come in physical contact with a Tea Party Patriot be sure to wash the affected area immediately. Lice and stench are the two most common symptoms people report after coming in contact with these brainless, white trash, morons.
Small Child : Mommy, what is that toothless thing over there waving that sign and screaming about hating n*ggers and Mexicans and loving his gun?
Mother : That is a product of economic plight in this country, my dear. You see, it never received a proper education so it was forced to move into a trailer and become one of the Tea Party Patriots.
Mother : That is a product of economic plight in this country, my dear. You see, it never received a proper education so it was forced to move into a trailer and become one of the Tea Party Patriots.
by TscrwsCnty December 19, 2009
Get the Tea Party Patriotsmug. The "sweet tea roadie" is when you are getting a well-lubed handy from your lady while driving. Right before you erupt your load all over your ride, you reach for the McDonald's large, $.99 sweet tea cup you have yet to throw out... You blow your entire load into the styrofoam cup...easy.
by The Sexy Pilgrim July 17, 2011
Get the sweet tea roadiemug. by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010
Get the Brooklyn Iced Teamug. 'Project Tea Party' or just simply 'Tea Party' is when a group of girls have a secret masturbation session or when they talk about their sexual experiences in a group.
Person 1: My girlfriend is going out with her friends for a girls night, I bet it is a excuse to do Project Tea Party.
Person 2: Yeah I know my girlfriend is going as well.
Person 2: Yeah I know my girlfriend is going as well.
by EmergentAxis810 May 29, 2016
Get the Project Tea Partymug.