Old and rotting vagina flaps, usually used to describe horrible sexual intercourse and shitty people.
"Bro, sex sucked thanks to her no good manky flaps."
"Tell me about it my dude,"
"I don't think I've ever had good head in my life,"
"Well get that dick out and I'll give ya some!"
"Tell me about it my dude,"
"I don't think I've ever had good head in my life,"
"Well get that dick out and I'll give ya some!"
by Spank0 December 18, 2017
The art of firing ping pong balls with extreme dedication and precision from a vagina into your sexual partners mouth.
by Legend 27 February 12, 2017
When a man, typically an older man, has quite a saggy scrotum such that when they lay on their back and remove any under panties the scrotum will block the gooch area, thus creating a gooch flap.
Doctor: Time for your prostate exam. Oh my where is your anus?!?! Just kidding I found it, it was hiding right behind your gooch flap!!
by CarlR69 March 18, 2017
expression, indicating one will do their best. Means to move with intention and purpose. Synonymous with "birding it." Antonyms: Fluttering
Joe: I'm gonna get the money, you keep the gun on him. If he moves, shoot the bastard.
Dale: I can flap that
Joe: You better not flutter
Dale: I'm a bird it up in this bitch!
Dale: I can flap that
Joe: You better not flutter
Dale: I'm a bird it up in this bitch!
by BlastFlake March 06, 2010
The opposite to flicking a man's genitalia, flap flicking occurs when you flick the female genitalia with your fingers.
by Cooper GG September 17, 2016
A female who in an effort to encourage further vigorous copulation slaps her own genitals as if beating a war drum. Rhythm is usually comparable to the Christmas Carol “ The Little Drummer Boy” with encouraging words in place of the lyrics and vigourous slapping of the hand on the genitals in place of the “Parumpa pum pum” sections.
by Peto G June 11, 2011
Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.
I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010