squirrel tuft

That tramp stamp of hair above an ass crack on a guy

93 took off his shirt and had a massive squirrel tuft above his ass. He needs to wax it.

by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022

Squirrel

A girl that wants to eat your nuts

She ah squirrel

by Pretty Boy 4 January 15, 2019

squirrel water

1. Another name for the Nut Juice, a squirrel's favorite drink.

2. A liquid that someone dropped or dunked their nuts in.

I almost thought she would waste my squirrel water on the ground, but with longing eyes she savored every last drop.

by kinezumi December 11, 2008

Sausage Squirrel

a male who engages in sexual acts with another male (eating his nuts)

Dave= Im going around to Rhys' house today to suck his nuts

Steven= You sausage squirrel

by Jerry Fishburne June 20, 2016

Squirrel dinner

When you eat nothing but nuts (almonds, cashews, etc) for days on end to slim down.

Do you know what Cillian Murphy had to do to slim down for Oppenheimer? He had one almond a day. Dude had a squirrel dinner.

by Magenta Mage August 12, 2023

Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on

Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

by BJ Strange March 7, 2014

Squirrel

A slang term for a Canadian woman's privates that are not shaved.

Due to misappropriation, the Canadian beaver has requested that the term Beaver only be used as the slang for a shaved woman's privates!

Karen's squirrel was a little prickly since she last shaved her beaver!

by Smokescreen2009 August 7, 2017