shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

Shitty curiosity

The act of fingering or scratching your ass and sniffing it out of curiosity.

When Joe scratched his ass and out of shitty curiosity, he sniffed his finger and I lost my lunch.

by Jtf1993 June 18, 2017

sitting on a cheeseburger

When you sit on the face of an ugly guy

"Look I'm not saying he was ugly... but I definitely found myself sitting on a cheeseburger last night."

by Jeff Dalorn June 25, 2017

shitty kid

someone who only thinks about themselves, never listens only cares about what they have to say. Isn't very good with girls/boys in a relationship

ughh i met a shitty kid the other day wouldn't wanna be with them again

by 4u2 April 19, 2018

sitting chair

something kayleigh kuebler won't sit in

i told kayleigh kuebler to sit down and she said that she broke ferry's sitting chair

by cam black April 19, 2018

shitty munch

When someone or something goes wrong, instead of explaining yourself, just yell "Shit Munch". This term was first created at the Landon school in 2016.

(See's someone ugly)- Wow thats really shitty munch

(While intoxicated)- Im really shitty munch

by Bonging September 22, 2017

Sittin on Steam

A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.

Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.

by LMcCann2097 October 5, 2017