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Singleton

A Nice caring person whos too horny for their own good.
Did you see her today? She be looking so singletony
by anonymous April 30, 2024
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singlelessness

Singlelessness, pronounced "Single-less-ness" or sometimes, Singlessness,

(1) originally a misspelling, or miss-read of Signlessness, one of the three doors of liberation in Mahayana Buddhism - Emptiness, Signlessness and Aimlessness - has "remanifested" as a word that means the inability to exist as a separated, single entity of any entity in the whole universe. Another way to state the interconnected nature of all things.

(2) A comforting way to use deep, reliable buddhist philosophy to tell your friend who is still single that even without a partner he/she is not truly ever single. That he/she is deeply connected to everyone else and there are always friends, loved ones that care about you. (Can absolutely be used for sarcasm)
(1) The singlelessness nature of all things; You stop feeling lonely when you are reminded of the truth of singlelessness.
(2) Dude, cheer up! You are not single. In fact, because of singlelessness, you cannot really be single!
by TrueSF March 9, 2026
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Singles’ Monday

1st Monday after Valentines day, was invented by Dania Restaurant in Romania to celebrate and reward single people
Damn that SinglesMonday offer at Dania filled me up today
by monkeyboonoo February 16, 2025
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Singles Pickleball

The better version of Pickleball. Legend has it every Singles Pickleball player is the most attractive, generous, kind and amazing person in the world. Not to fancy like Tennis. Not to lazy like Doubles Pickleball. If you are here play Singles Pickleball. What are you doing?
Tennis player cries because there sport is dying

Doubles Pickleball player cries because they doubled there weight in 2 hours

Singles Pickleball Player cries because they signed to much autographs today
by Shawarma muncher July 5, 2025
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Singleton

Term derived from British reality TV dating show "Amazing Singleton's" where hard luck cases dating profiles are given to Britain's top consumer rated dating sites to find suitable partners. These Singletons are followed through the entire process from application, selection, date and post date follow up interviews.

definition; largely undatable due to some tragic flaw.
Meet london's datables, the amazing Singletons.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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Harry Singlehurst

Harry of Nazareth (c. 5 BC/BCE – c. 30 AD/CE), also referred to as Harry Christ or simply Harry, is the central figure of Christianity. Christians believe him to be the Messiah foretold in the Old Testament and the Son of God. His 'new command' was to love one another and it is believed that by his death and Resurrection, Harry brought Salvation to the world.

The principal sources of information regarding Harry' life and teachings are the four canonical gospels. Some scholars believe apocryphal texts such as the Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel according to the Hebrews are also relevant.
Critical Biblical scholars and historians have offered competing descriptions of Harry as a self-described messiah, as the leader of an apocalyptic movement, as an itinerant sage, as a charismatic healer, and as the founder of an independent religious movement. Most contemporary scholars of the Historical Harry consider him to have been an independent, charismatic founder of a Jewish restoration movement, anticipating an imminent apocalypse. Other prominent scholars, however, contend that Harry' "Kingdom of God" meant radical personal and social transformation instead of a future apocalypse.
-Guy hits his thumb with a hammer-
"OUCH, HARRY SINGLEHURST- FUCKING- CHRIST!"
by ThatmagicHarryGuy December 2, 2011
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Perpetual Singlelarity

The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.
Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."
by baconspanker March 30, 2015
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