shop-plopper

Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.

Mary and I went to the mall today. She spent four hours shopping and I was a shop-plopper.

by BillyBooDozer July 12, 2022

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Shop Wafting

When you make your wife or significant other smell a candle that you just ripped ass into when they took you shopping when you didn't want to go.

Shop Wafting - "Hey babe, smell this candle. I promise I did not shop waffle in it".

by Drbigbuds1 November 3, 2025

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relationship shop

This is when a person is trying to pick who the person wants to be in a relationship with

Carly: so who would u choose. Ann:i dont know. i hate being in a fucking relationship shop

by anonymous April 10, 2021

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Shop white cloud is a clothing brand that's absolutely the greatest clothing for comfort and seasonal style. Worn by the celebrity Frank the fisherman who became the cover boy for the clothing brand in 2020.

Daniel: HAVE YOU HEARD OF SHOP WHITE CLOUD CLOTHING

SUSATINI: YES IM IN LOVE WITH THEIR SUMMER COLLECTION
DANIEL: I KNOW ITS SO CUTE IM GETTING THE SPORTS BRA

SUSATINI: BUNGER

by Brabruh Brando April 22, 2021

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Window shopping

The act of looking at a red 335i and hyping up a group then not buying it. Could also add in a 5th gen Camaro SS. Window shoppers also usually consider in taking all of their downpayment and flex it on their instagram story but cant pay their bets on top of that

You see that kid he's been window shopping for the longest got a whole gc excited on his new “car”

by n54 drew May 20, 2022

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