Get the Scottmug. A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025
Get the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibblermug. by daniellarezzo96 April 23, 2023
Get the Scott Brownmug. A short fat bitch of a guy. Always crying about something and is incredibly lazy. He has the worlds smallest dick. He talks like he has no brain. He is the most annoying guy you will ever meet. You better hope you never meet him.
by ¥*¥ February 16, 2018
Get the Scott kestlemug. by UrbanWarrior563 September 19, 2021
Get the Simple Scottmug. by BigBlackNiggerBalls January 15, 2021
Get the Travis Scottmug. Arsenal fan, although has a picture on his wall of Steven Gerrard eating a pot noodle. Watches antiques roadshow with his mum. Eats crumpets in 3 bites.
Thinks a circle has 8 sides, and once ate a pot of vasaline because apparently "My insides felt squishy"
Thinks a circle has 8 sides, and once ate a pot of vasaline because apparently "My insides felt squishy"
by TerryLovesYogurt August 6, 2019
Get the Scottmug.