Any dare agreed upon must be completed unless both parties agree. If money is involved, money is returned to provider.
by Valhalawatchajaglecallit November 28, 2010
1. Never EVER wear a tshirt of the band you are seeing.
2. If you do not know the support bands, dancing is NOT allowed – a headbob and foot tap is all that’s necessary.
3. Taking your shirt off is not allowed – tis ultra gay.
4. Moshing is for gays – UNLESS it’s a Slayer concert or some shit.
5. Never ever ever just stand there with your girlfriend hugging for the whole damn concert and never ever move out of some poor guys way who’s stuck behind you.
6. Don’t get annoyed if people dance into you…it’s a gig…EXPECT IT (unless they don’t comply with rule 3.)
7. If a gig Tshirt is more than 12 quid, it’s not worth buying.
8. If there is a hot girl, you have permission to move in.
9. When meeting band members avoid clichés and being overly obsessive. Pulling out an A2 poster of the band and asking them to sign it is not really cool. A handshake will suffice and maybe the signing of the ticket. Don’t act like you know the band unless you do, that’s creepy.
10. Heckling can be fun but don’t overdo it. Make it audible. Shout “YORKSHIRE” sparingly to a northern band as it can be misinterpreted as “YOUR SHIT.”
11. If you’re not really a fan of any of the bands, please don’t bother turning up. Sell your ticket to a fan and they can enjoy it instead of you. KTHNX.
2. If you do not know the support bands, dancing is NOT allowed – a headbob and foot tap is all that’s necessary.
3. Taking your shirt off is not allowed – tis ultra gay.
4. Moshing is for gays – UNLESS it’s a Slayer concert or some shit.
5. Never ever ever just stand there with your girlfriend hugging for the whole damn concert and never ever move out of some poor guys way who’s stuck behind you.
6. Don’t get annoyed if people dance into you…it’s a gig…EXPECT IT (unless they don’t comply with rule 3.)
7. If a gig Tshirt is more than 12 quid, it’s not worth buying.
8. If there is a hot girl, you have permission to move in.
9. When meeting band members avoid clichés and being overly obsessive. Pulling out an A2 poster of the band and asking them to sign it is not really cool. A handshake will suffice and maybe the signing of the ticket. Don’t act like you know the band unless you do, that’s creepy.
10. Heckling can be fun but don’t overdo it. Make it audible. Shout “YORKSHIRE” sparingly to a northern band as it can be misinterpreted as “YOUR SHIT.”
11. If you’re not really a fan of any of the bands, please don’t bother turning up. Sell your ticket to a fan and they can enjoy it instead of you. KTHNX.
"Hey dude, you didn't stick to the rules of gigging... you're a douche."
"That guy broke rule 3, 4 and 10. GET HIM!"
"That guy broke rule 3, 4 and 10. GET HIM!"
by Adanny April 30, 2008
Rule 12345:
Otherwise known as a reference and
extension to "Murphy's Law"
Whatever can go bad, will, and whatever can
go worse, will also.
Otherwise known as a reference and
extension to "Murphy's Law"
Whatever can go bad, will, and whatever can
go worse, will also.
Boy 1: Omg, one of my gf's found out I
was cheating!! >.<
Boy 2: you better be careful, your third
might find out too.... *third girlfriend
walks by inconsequentially, overhearing
conversation* WHAT?!?!?!
Boy 1: Damn you, Rule 12345
was cheating!! >.<
Boy 2: you better be careful, your third
might find out too.... *third girlfriend
walks by inconsequentially, overhearing
conversation* WHAT?!?!?!
Boy 1: Damn you, Rule 12345
by EnelKA April 17, 2009
by mike January 06, 2005
Ja Ruel i$teh sh1t d00d!111111 h3 s0 getto!11 bestiest ropperr eveirrr!11112232452502
HAHA, yeah right...
He's a whack ass, monkey looking pop singer. 'Nuff said..
HAHA, yeah right...
He's a whack ass, monkey looking pop singer. 'Nuff said..
by Anonymous July 18, 2003
Player 1: I spent ten minutes explaining it all, and he didn't take in a single bloody thing.
Person 2: Rule 1.
Person 2: Rule 1.
by dennymeta October 04, 2010
by /b/tard-troll. November 09, 2009