cry me a river

When someone makes too much excuses, is being mad and cries.

friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
you:cry me a river.

friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river

by meowtteo October 26, 2025

Rivers

A really fucking hot and cool person. Every lady and man wants him and he gets bitches. He attracts all catboys and femboys despite being one himself. If you don't want Rivers, who the fuck do you even want ????

Randy: I WANT TO FUCK RIVERS SO BAD

by Randynut October 26, 2025

Columbia River Gorge

A beautiful area in Northwestern and North Central Oregon where the Columbia River flows. It goes from the Oregon Coast to Eastern Oregon. It’s a very diverse area with lots of forests, waterfalls, rivers, lakes, mountains, and deserts.

Man, I love the Columbia River Gorge. It’s a gorgeous area. Visiting Hood River and the Dalles is fun.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

Brianna J. Rivers

An alledged Pro-Abortion woman who violently attacked an alledged Pro-Life advocate in 2025 within the City of New York. The Pro-Life advocate was named Savannah Craven Antao. The attack was video recorded. After the attack, at some point, the video recording of the attack was published online. The online publication of the video recording went viral.

Wow, did you guys see Brianna J. Rivers. Knock Savannah Craven Antao the f*ck out? Oh my God, that was brutal. She shouldn't have done that.

by Mister H! December 19, 2025

rivers

smelly

rivers is very smelly

by veryhonest November 22, 2021

River Phoenix

Talented good looking actor who has a kind personality and is loved by millions

River Phoenix was an American Actor best known for movies like Stand By Me or My Own Private Idaho

I think Thimothée Chalamet is the River Phoenix of his generation

by rio2002 November 22, 2021

Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.

Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.

by Recycle champ January 24, 2025