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Punching the Dragon

Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.
G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."

B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."
by Benny Dawg January 16, 2011
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Snicker Punch

When you're having sex and it slips in the wrong hole.
"Last night I slipped and snicker punched her... she's still mad at me."
by ediblemongoose October 16, 2012
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Pucker Punch

When you punch your sexual partner in the butt hole during sex
Man Justin was so angry with Shannon he Pucker Punched her right in the butt hole
by HemiKortene April 3, 2019
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pipeline punch

The act of putting a condom on one's fist and repeatedly punching someone's anus
"Dude some girl wanted me to give her a pipeline punch last night"
by The great bucknasty April 15, 2016
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Punch in the butt

A game to break up a boring or awkward moment by punching someone in the butt, usually an innocent bystander. After you punch them you proclaim, "punch in the butt!"
frank: what a wast of time why am i here? Ow! what the hell man?!

Billy: Punch in the butt!
by itaub1 August 31, 2010
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Kangaroo punch

The act of putting a broom handle in your ass and rocking back onto it and using both feet to kick someone in the head
Keep playin and I’ll kangaroo punch you
by Dirtydan 6969 December 11, 2022
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Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022
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