Butt Pirate

One who likes to raid and or invade someones Butt (butt or ass hole) against their will in a barbarick and aggress way like pirates used to do to ships that were not theirs.

Adam is such a Butt Pirate because he likes to fuck steve in his ass.

by McKane January 15, 2015

Pirate Ship

Oral sex position where the man lies on his back and the woman sits/crouches above his head, knees either side of his head. She then proceeds to swing her muff back and forth onto his face for oral pleasure. Like the motion of a fairground pirate ship.

My girlfriend got a little out of hand last night and gave me the pirate ship. My face still stinks like Spanish ham.

by leede March 6, 2015

pirate shower

Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum

I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35

by cDickAnge January 3, 2016

Pirate Ship

When you have jalapeno poppers and you have to shit so badly you roll down the window and fire at the car next to you.

1: Yo I gotta shit
2: But we’re in the car!
1: Im bouta pirate ship the fuckers next to us if you don’t pull your ass over
2: Go for it bro

by TheHoseDragger December 16, 2018

pirates den

Taking 2 dicks in the same hole, applies to both men and women

He had 2 guys come home with him and make him into a pirates den.

by NodickRick January 10, 2018

Pirates Flintlock

The practice of inserting your index finger and middle finger into the anus of a woman whilst rubbing her clitoris vigorously with your thumb, forming the shape of an 18th century flintlock pistol whilst making her go "Arrrrrrrr" like a pirate.

Last night my wife asked me to give her the Pirates Flintlock. It was like been in bed with Long John Silver.

by Slimy Slitter August 2, 2016

Pirate Of the Caribbean

When one self loads munchkins into their anus, takes laxative and proceeds to shoot eat munchkin out of their asshole.

Yo!!! Did you see Tyler being a pirate of the caribbean?
He was launching those cannon balls.

by BMX_RIder_6969 December 10, 2019