Pirate Ship

Oral sex position where the man lies on his back and the woman sits/crouches above his head, knees either side of his head. She then proceeds to swing her muff back and forth onto his face for oral pleasure. Like the motion of a fairground pirate ship.

My girlfriend got a little out of hand last night and gave me the pirate ship. My face still stinks like Spanish ham.

by leede March 6, 2015

Crown the pirate

When a man goes for a woman's back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.

Dude, last night, Rachel got pissed at John when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.

I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.

by Corporalcupcake November 15, 2010

Pussy pirate

Someone all the girls go to when they are looking to lose their virginity

He better not bang another one of those chicks, or else he’s going to become their pussy pirate.

by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooo February 14, 2021

Rubber Pirate

When you put a condom on one of your legs and proceed to hobble towards your lover groaning and yelling Argh whilst plundering her booty.

John: Hey man i was doing the rubber pirate all night!
Jack: Did you Plunder her booty?

by rockmetler June 4, 2012

Chess pirate

One who plays chess with steve in the office

Jacob was a chess pirate with Steve last night

by Mr. scoonover February 23, 2020

Pirate Of the Caribbean

When one self loads munchkins into their anus, takes laxative and proceeds to shoot eat munchkin out of their asshole.

Yo!!! Did you see Tyler being a pirate of the caribbean?
He was launching those cannon balls.

by BMX_RIder_6969 December 10, 2019

Butt Pirate

One who likes to raid and or invade someones Butt (butt or ass hole) against their will in a barbarick and aggress way like pirates used to do to ships that were not theirs.

Adam is such a Butt Pirate because he likes to fuck steve in his ass.

by McKane January 15, 2015