Undercover Pimp

A man who by all outward apperance is a square guy but really is one of the most down hard on a bitch motherfuckers you could imagine. An undercover pimp is one that may work a regular job (usually a very high paying one), not do drugs, and wouldn't consider pimping the everday street hooker or stripper because they would never make him the cash that he desires. This man pimps w his mind and doesn't need flashy clothes and Jewelery. He also never pays for pussy cause he dont need to because, well he's a pimp.

Example 1
Hoe: "Look at that pussy nerd lookin dude, he probaly don't ever get no girls cause he looks like a weak unconfident, pushover...hey honey you wanna have some fun?!?!?

Undercoverpimp: How Much

Hoe: $100

Undercover Pimp: (slaps the Hoe)..Bitch, you in violation. Give me your money and go get me some more bitches that got some money

Hoe: OK

Example 2
Potential Employer: Well there is nothing on this resume that says anything that remotely qualifies you for this job. I am afraid we will have to move foward with more qualified applicants.

Undercover Pimp: But I am an Undercover Pimp ya dig, don't worry about the resume and lets start gettin that money.

Potential Employer: Welcome aboard Partner. Lets start the paperwork.

by crispyrice August 14, 2010

pimp stick

another name for my penis

"after you've tried the pimp stick there's no going back"

by someguywhocantbelievenoone... September 10, 2011

pimp mac

The ultra secret burger at McDonald's that only pimps can order.

"Man I went to McDonald's yesterday and them fools wouldn't give me my pimp mac."

by PimpMacYoMomma May 5, 2008

Korean Pimp

A white guy who hangs only with Korean girls.

Look at all those cute Korean girls! Joey is the Korean Pimp!

by syu July 26, 2006

pimp card

A card in which a pimp/player/single male writes down his name and his phone number to pass out to girls that he finds sexually stimulating or attractive, hoping that it will draw her to him sexually or to get a phone call from her to plan a future rendevous with her.

"Hey, Jimmy!"
"Yes, Fred?"
"Why don't you give that fine looking broad over there one of your pimp cards?"
"What a marvelous idea, Fred!"

by Da king of Swing July 29, 2006

pimped out

Funked up. Done up to be absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.

oo7's car was pimped out

by Jeremy Lawrence August 9, 2003

pimp juice

What comes out of a girls vajina when u maker her wet.
Vaginal fluids
Stuff gay guys cant get
stuff you nerds cant get

When I made her orgasm, she shot ehr pimp juices all over my face.

by KAK 420 December 5, 2004