spoon

someone who is very stupid or idiotic

Shut up you friggin spoon

by xh_wn November 3, 2020

spoon the fluffy

Spoon the fluffy exists, go home

Spoon the fluffy exists... go home

by IHotzDropz (Hot Peppa) January 15, 2021

spoon

A guy who uses fake alts to talk to multiple women deceitfully online.
Scooping their hearts out with lies

“John is such a spoon. Not only did I learn he was talking to 3 other women online at the same time as me, but he actually held convos with us at the same time too! Such a fucking spoon.”

by SoRosy January 22, 2021

ambi-spoon

ambi-spoon is where the spooner is either a little spoon or a big spoon

"i am a ambi-spoon, but if you want me to be a big spoon i can."

by Einstam February 3, 2021

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

spoon challenge

A challenge to dry hump a recently sheared sheep.

Maxine: Are you going to do the spoon challenge for a Tiktok?
John: Sure babe. I'm hella horny

by scrollleft February 20, 2021

Spoon

Really good at baseball, probably named Marissa or something

We replaced Marissa with tim without telling her because she’s a spoon

by Baseball is great February 22, 2021