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Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult
Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind
by Earth Toots July 13, 2011
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Glass rectangle

Relating the addiction to phones with a glass pipe.
Look at all those kids slumped over their glass rectangles.
by Dadbrador January 26, 2022
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Glass pounder

A hot girl you wanna put up against the glass and completely pound
Dude ur moms a total glass pounder, let me hit that
by Hunky May 25, 2025
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Nostalgia glasses

A term used for when a person or group of people turn a blind eye to the bad side of a past event because they only see it from a nostalgic perspective
"He doesn't realise how bad it was; he needs to take off his nostalgia glasses"
by Hotdog27 March 20, 2025
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Glass dick

Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!
by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016
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Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024
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the glass door

When one person sits on top of a glass coffee table while another person lays underneath. The person sitting on top proceeds to take a shit on the glass
Nicole totally gave me the glass door last night
by rbsquared February 21, 2014
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