Uncle John

Verb. To get "handsy" after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol in a social setting, in the fashion of a middle-aged, creepy uncle.

We got a couple drinks in him, and he started with the Uncle Johning. By the end of the night, he slipped it in on a roof!

by MELKA August 16, 2010

John Kerry

Truly great American. He fought for our country in the Vietnam War, and then, in 2004, fought for our country against the Sinister Monkey.

There is no excuse for America's not electing John Kerry as President. Absolutely none at all.

by Ophelia Desdemona February 11, 2007

John Milestone

A man from county Durham. He is famous for playing cornet and trumpet as well as singing and dancing as well as performing artistically. Friend of Cotgrave's fiance's brother.

"So that John Milestone, is he avalable?"

by Doodles March 22, 2005

john prescott

Rotund New labour minister. Known for driving 2 jaguars (sometimes at the same time) and punching people.

2 Jags Prescott

by oracle March 12, 2004

sean john

clothing label of Puff Daddy

dat nigga be wearin sean john

by amish January 8, 2004

Saint John

The mexico city of Canada (reffering to the pollution). Located in New Brunswick, Canada. The irving family owns the city and will soon take over the whole city. Home to the seadogs and moosehead beer, and thats about it. There's nothing exciting about this city besides the few cool cruise ships that come by. It's 1 of the better cities in New Brunswick, which isn't really saying much.

"whats that smell"
"what smell?"
"oh you must be from Saint John"

by SteveFrench December 29, 2006

John Bob

John Bob is a rather childish word to describe ones penis cock knob dick wully bellend wang bob

For example a mother would say to her young son who is sitting watching family time TV and playing with his extra bits (innocently) 'Berty ! leave your John Bob alone!'

by Shirlzknight January 20, 2015